Chicken Graphic T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times" Retro Farm Humor
Chicken Graphic T-Shirt — "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times" Retro Farm Humor
A playful, vintage-style tee for people who love barnyard humor and a little bit of sass. The front features a colorful retro sunburst behind a quirky hen wearing glasses and a headscarf, paired with the cheeky line: “I may look calm but in my head I’ve pecked you 3 times...”. Lightweight and soft against the skin, this shirt carries a lived-in, nostalgic vibe that feels right at home on casual mornings, weekend chores, or relaxed meetups with friends who appreciate dry wit. The design reads like an inside joke — bold enough to spark smiles, subtle enough to keep the moment light. Wear it while tending a garden, running errands in town, or when you want to let your sense of humor do the talking at a casual gathering.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for added comfort; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF-printed artwork with durable, vibrant colors and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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